About The Club

Surreal Madrid FC was founded in the late 1980’s by Dave Brown and has continued to flourish ever since. Surreal have also played in the Camden Sunday Football League. The club has flirted with success over the years most notably in 97-98 finishing runners up in Division 3 gaining promotion in the process then following this up with promotion again in 98-99 to Division 1. Surreal have never quite got their hands on any silverware and have been runners up in two President Cup Finals and two Bill Price Cup Finals – the closest being in 98-99 season losing 1-0 to Camden Hawks in a ferocious encounter. 

The club ran two teams from 2005-2013 however following a few key retirements from a few of Surreal’s stalwarts the club decided to return to just the one. The club is always looking to unearth new talent no more so than in 2016 however they also have a core of consummate professionals such as Martin Lightbody who has entered his 19th season with the club. The club has been built on dedicated professionals over the years.

Surreal continue to dare to dream and maybe 2016/17 is the year under the stewardship of Jim Patrick to finally bring glory glory Surreal glory glory to the marshes

Club Logo

Staff Directory

NameRoleEmail
Rowan LewinClub Secretaryrowanlewin@hotmail.com
James PatrickPlayer/Manager
James PatrickClub Captain
Tom PatrickVice Captain
Gavin HomeVice Captain
Theo LanyonClub Ambassador
Chris PaddockClub Ambassador
Martin LightbodyDirector of Football Operations

Club Kits

Shirts – Red

Shorts – Navy

Socks – Navy

Shirts – Yellow

Shorts – Black

Socks – Black

2017-18 Fixtures & Results

DateHomeTime/ScoreAwayCompetitionReferee
2018-01-21 10:30:0021 Jan 2018AFC-Brasenose AFC Brasenose 10:30:0010:30 amSurreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Peter Raison
2018-01-28 10:30:0028 Jan 2018Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid 10:30:0010:30 amHackneyWednesday-logo Hackney WednesdayDivision 2Steve Kelly
2018-02-04 10:30:0004 Feb 2018CSFC_Badge-small Chalk Scratchings 10:30:0010:30 amSurreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Unassigned
DateHomeTime/ScoreAwayCompetitionRefereeArticle
2018-01-14 10:30:0014 Jan 2018St-Peters St. Peters2 - 1Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Arben SylaRecap
2018-01-07 10:30:0007 Jan 2018Canes-small The Hurricanes9 - 0Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridChallenge CupRicky RoseRecap
2017-12-03 10:30:0003 Dec 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 5CSFC_Badge-small Chalk ScratchingsDivision 2Terry DawkinsRecap
2017-11-26 10:30:0026 Nov 2017Enate-Utd-Logo Enate United2 - 1Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridJunior CupSteve KellyRecap
2017-11-19 10:30:0019 Nov 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 6Sherfield-Town-FC Sherfield Town FCDivision 2Arben SylaRecap
2017-11-12 10:30:0012 Nov 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid5 - 4 (AET)Dinamo-Dorigo-logo Dinamo DorigoChallenge CupNick SpyrouRecap
2017-11-05 10:30:0005 Nov 2017Enate-Utd-Logo Enate United2 - 1Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Titus TresidderRecap
2017-10-29 10:30:0729 Oct 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 8Football-200x200 Caribb (LFA)LFA JuniorLFA RefRecap
2017-10-22 10:30:0022 Oct 2017Dinamo-Dorigo-logo Dinamo Dorigo5 - 3Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Titus TresidderRecap
2017-10-15 10:30:0015 Oct 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 1AFC-Brasenose AFC BrasenoseDivision 2Nick SpyrouRecap
2017-10-01 10:30:0001 Oct 2017AFC-Shooters-logo AFC Shooters2 - 1Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Marian PuscociRecap
2017-09-17 10:30:0017 Sep 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid4 - 1St-Peters St. PetersDivision 2Nick SpyrouRecap
2017-09-10 10:30:0010 Sep 2017HackneyWednesday-logo Hackney Wednesday12 - 3Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Titus TresidderRecap

Player Leaderboards

‘Man-of-the-Match’

Most Assists

Squad Performance Analysis

Squad players are listed in alphabetical order, grouped by their playing position.

Goalkeeper

PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Gavin-HomeGavin Home100922.220.0077.78

Defender

PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Andrew-DavisAndrew Davis030714.290.0085.71
engSurreal-Madrid---Chris-PaddockChris Paddock010250.000.0050.00
engEddie Bradley - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueEddie Bradley000922.220.0077.78
engKit Lewin - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueKit Lewin00010.000.00100.00
engRowan Lewin - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueRowan Lewin001922.220.0077.78
engSurreal-Madrid---Steven-LowyStephen Lowy00010.000.00100.00

Midfielder

PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engAlex Gilman - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueAlex Gilman00010.000.00100.00
engAlex Holloway - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueAlex Holloway113728.570.0071.43
scoSurreal-Madrid---Alistair-MclachlanAlistair McLachlan011333.330.0066.67
engAndy Matthews - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueAndy Matthews00000.000.000.00
engBaron Kufuor - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueBaron Kufuor0101100.000.000.00
engCharles Crich - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueCharles Crich000250.000.0050.00
engCharlie Servis - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueCharlie Servis00000.000.000.00
engChris Daley - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueChris Daley000616.670.0083.33
engGeorge Smith - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueGeorge Smith020520.000.0080.00
engSurreal-Madrid---James-PatrickJames Patrick010616.670.0083.33
engSurreal-Madrid---Justin-RobsonJustin Robson112250.000.0050.00
scoSurreal-Madrid---Martin-LightbodyMartin Lightbody000540.000.0060.00
engrory-brown-sm-227x260Rory Brown00000.000.000.00
engSam Patterson - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueSam Patterson00000.000.000.00
engTheo Lanyon - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueTheo Lanyon124922.220.0077.78
engTom Patrick - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueTom Patrick11250.000.00100.00

Forward

PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Andrew-WrightAndrew Wright00000.000.000.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Charles-Grout-SmithCharles Grout-Smith00020.000.00100.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Darnell-JosephDarnel Joseph111728.570.0071.43
eng2Daryll Arthur130922.220.0077.78
engMatt Green - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueMatthew Green00020.000.00100.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Ptrhys-BryantPtrhys Bryant00010.000.00100.00
engThomas Kufuor - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueThomas Kufuor0001100.000.000.00

Playing Squad Gallery for 2017-18 Season

Division 2 – Season 2017-18

PosTeamPWDLWOFAGDPts
1Hackney Wednesday11812065204525
2Chalk Scratchings1171303326722
3Sherfield Town FC11614040261419
4AFC Brasenose1151502519616
5Dinamo Dorigo1050502933-415
6AFC Shooters1041501022-1213
7St. Peters1140701843-2512
8Enate United1031601933-1410
9Surreal Madrid920701936-176

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