About The Club

Surreal Madrid FC was founded in the late 1980’s by Dave Brown and has continued to flourish ever since. Surreal have also played in the Camden Sunday Football League. The club has flirted with success over the years most notably in 97-98 finishing runners up in Division 3 gaining promotion in the process then following this up with promotion again in 98-99 to Division 1. Surreal have never quite got their hands on any silverware and have been runners up in two President Cup Finals and two Bill Price Cup Finals – the closest being in 98-99 season losing 1-0 to Camden Hawks in a ferocious encounter. 

The club ran two teams from 2005-2013 however following a few key retirements from a few of Surreal’s stalwarts the club decided to return to just the one. The club is always looking to unearth new talent no more so than in 2016 however they also have a core of consummate professionals such as Martin Lightbody who has entered his 19th season with the club. The club has been built on dedicated professionals over the years.

Surreal continue to dare to dream and maybe 2016/17 is the year under the stewardship of Jim Patrick to finally bring glory glory Surreal glory glory to the marshes

Club Logo

Staff Directory

Rowan LewinClub Secretaryrowanlewin@hotmail.com
James PatrickPlayer/Manager
James PatrickClub Captain
Tom PatrickVice Captain
Gavin HomeVice Captain
Theo LanyonClub Ambassador
Chris PaddockClub Ambassador
Martin LightbodyDirector of Football Operations

Club Kits

Shirts – Red

Shorts – Navy

Socks – Navy

Shirts – Yellow

Shorts – Black

Socks – Black

2016-17 Fixtures & Results

2017-03-05 10:30:00March 5, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 3PhillipineFC Philippine FCJunior CupPhil MilesRecap
2017-02-26 10:30:00February 26, 2017AFC-Brasenose AFC Brasenose2 - 1Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridPresidents Cup-AMarian PuscociRecap
2017-02-19 10:30:00February 19, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid0 - 2Canes-small The HurricanesPresidents Cup-ABruno GaisieRecap
2017-02-12 10:30:00February 12, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid3 - 1Dinamo-Dorigo-logo Dinamo DorigoJunior CupRob RyanRecap
2017-02-05 10:30:00February 5, 2017AFC-Shooters-logo AFC Shooters1 - 2Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridPresidents Cup-AAlex BakerRecap
2017-01-29 10:30:00January 29, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 1AFC-Shooters-logo AFC ShootersDivision 2Marian PuscociRecap
2017-01-08 10:30:00January 8, 2017Gyro FC Gyro2 - 5Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Peter RaisonRecap
2016-12-18 10:30:00December 18, 2016PhillipineFC Philippine FC5 - 3Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Rob Ryan
2016-12-04 10:30:00December 4, 2016Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 3St-Peters St. PetersDivision 2UnassignedRecap
2016-11-27 10:30:00November 27, 2016Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 1Dinamo-Dorigo-logo Dinamo DorigoDivision 2Bruno GaisieRecap
2016-11-20 10:30:00November 20, 2016Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 3Enate-Utd-Logo Enate UnitedDivision 2Bruno GaisieRecap
2016-11-13 10:30:00November 13, 2016CSFC_Badge-small Chalk Scratchings3 - 3Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Rob RyanRecap
2016-11-06 10:30:30November 6, 2016St-Peters St. Peters0 - 5Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Marian PuscociRecap
2016-10-30 10:30:00October 30, 2016Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid1 - 3Gyro FC GyroDivision 2Terry DawkinsRecap
2016-10-23 10:30:00October 23, 2016CSFC_Badge-small Chalk Scratchings3 - 1Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridChallenge CupBruno GaisieRecap
2016-10-16 10:30:00October 16, 2016Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 2PhillipineFC Philippine FCDivision 2Unassigned
2016-10-02 10:30:00October 2, 2016Enate-Utd-Logo Enate United2 - 3Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Joe RossRecap
2016-09-25 10:30:00September 25, 2016AFC-Shooters-logo AFC Shooters3 - 3Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Tom FletcherRecap
2016-09-18 10:30:00September 18, 2016Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid3 - 1CSFC_Badge-small Chalk ScratchingsDivision 2Nick SpyrouRecap
2016-09-11 10:30:00September 11, 2016Dinamo-Dorigo-logo Dinamo Dorigo2 - 4Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Bruno GaisieRecap

Player Leaderboards


Squad Performance Analysis

Squad players are listed in alphabetical order, grouped by their playing position.


PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Gavin-HomeGavin Home1011450.0021.4328.57


PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Andrew-DavisAndrew Davis2011060.0010.0030.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Chris-PaddockChris Paddock000955.5611.1133.33
engEddie Bradley - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueEddie Bradley0011040.0020.0040.00
engKit Lewin - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueKit Lewin00010.00100.000.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Richard-PogmoreRichard Pogmore102633.3350.0016.67
engRowan Lewin - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueRowan Lewin0001353.8515.3830.77
engSurreal-Madrid---Steven-LowyStephen Lowy000366.670.0033.33


PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
scoSurreal-Madrid---Alistair-MclachlanAlistair McLachlan2561250.0025.0025.00
engAndy Matthews - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueAndy Matthews011366.670.0033.33
engSurreal-Madrid---Ashley-FreemanAshley Freeman000250.0050.000.00
engSurreal-Madrid---James-PatrickJames Patrick101862.5025.0012.50
scoSurreal-Madrid---Martin-LightbodyMartin Lightbody1101250.0016.6733.33
engSurreal-Madrid---Oran-HarrisonOran Harrison000475.0025.000.00
engrory-brown-sm-227x260Rory Brown010520.0020.0060.00
engSam Patterson - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueSam Patterson01030.0033.3366.67
engTheo Lanyon - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueTheo Lanyon11091250.0025.0025.00
engTom Patrick - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueTom Patrick0461145.4527.2727.27


PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Andrew-WrightAndrew Wright0011100.000.000.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Charles-Grout-SmithCharles Grout-Smith0001040.0020.0040.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Darnell-JosephDarnel Joseph251862.5025.0012.50
eng2Daryll Arthur122850.0025.0025.00
engMatt Green - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueMatthew Green04240.000.00100.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Ptrhys-BryantPtrhys Bryant00000.000.000.00

Playing Squad Gallery for 2016-17 Season

Division 2 – Season 2016-17

1Philippine FC14841151272431
2Surreal Madrid1473404031924
3FC Gyro14725030181223
4Enate United1461613039-922
5AFC Shooters1454503231119
6Chalk Scratchings1453604033718
7St. Peters1441902041-2113
8Dinamo Dorigo14121011740-238