About The Club

Surreal Madrid FC was founded in the late 1980’s by Dave Brown and has continued to flourish ever since. Surreal have also played in the Camden Sunday Football League. The club has flirted with success over the years most notably in 97-98 finishing runners up in Division 3 gaining promotion in the process then following this up with promotion again in 98-99 to Division 1. Surreal have never quite got their hands on any silverware and have been runners up in two President Cup Finals and two Bill Price Cup Finals – the closest being in 98-99 season losing 1-0 to Camden Hawks in a ferocious encounter. 

The club ran two teams from 2005-2013 however following a few key retirements from a few of Surreal’s stalwarts the club decided to return to just the one. The club is always looking to unearth new talent no more so than in 2016 however they also have a core of consummate professionals such as Martin Lightbody who has entered his 19th season with the club. The club has been built on dedicated professionals over the years.

Surreal continue to dare to dream and maybe 2016/17 is the year under the stewardship of Jim Patrick to finally bring glory glory Surreal glory glory to the marshes

Club Logo

Staff Directory

NameRoleEmail
Rowan LewinClub Secretaryrowanlewin@hotmail.com
James PatrickPlayer/Manager
James PatrickClub Captain
Tom PatrickVice Captain
Gavin HomeVice Captain
Theo LanyonClub Ambassador
Chris PaddockClub Ambassador
Martin LightbodyDirector of Football Operations

Club Kits

Shirts – Red

Shorts – Navy

Socks – Navy

Shirts – Yellow

Shorts – Black

Socks – Black

2017-18 Fixtures & Results

DateHomeTime/ScoreAwayCompetitionReferee
2017-10-01 10:30:00October 1, 2017AFC-Shooters-logo AFC Shooters 10:30:0010:30 amSurreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Unassigned
2017-10-15 10:30:00October 15, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid 10:30:0010:30 amAFC-Brasenose AFC BrasenoseDivision 2Unassigned
2017-10-22 10:30:00October 22, 2017Dinamo-Dorigo-logo Dinamo Dorigo 10:30:0010:30 amSurreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Unassigned
DateHomeTime/ScoreAwayCompetitionRefereeArticle
2017-09-17 10:30:00September 17, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid4 - 1St-Peters St. PetersDivision 2Nick SpyrouRecap
2017-09-10 10:30:00September 10, 2017HackneyWednesday-logo Hackney Wednesday12 - 3Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Titus TresidderRecap

Player Leaderboards

‘Man-of-the-Match’

Squad Performance Analysis

Squad players are listed in alphabetical order, grouped by their playing position.

Goalkeeper

PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Gavin-HomeGavin Home000250.000.0050.00

Defender

PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Andrew-DavisAndrew Davis010250.000.0050.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Chris-PaddockChris Paddock00000.000.000.00
engEddie Bradley - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueEddie Bradley000250.000.0050.00
engKit Lewin - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueKit Lewin00000.000.000.00
engRowan Lewin - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueRowan Lewin000250.000.0050.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Steven-LowyStephen Lowy00000.000.000.00

Midfielder

PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engAlex Holloway - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueAlex Holloway010250.000.0050.00
scoSurreal-Madrid---Alistair-MclachlanAlistair McLachlan0011100.000.000.00
engAndy Matthews - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueAndy Matthews00000.000.000.00
engBaron Kufuor - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueBaron Kufuor0101100.000.000.00
engChris Daley - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueChris Daley00010.000.00100.00
engGeorge Smith - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueGeorge Smith00010.000.00100.00
engSurreal-Madrid---James-PatrickJames Patrick01010.000.00100.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Justin-RobsonJustin Robson1121100.000.000.00
scoSurreal-Madrid---Martin-LightbodyMartin Lightbody000250.000.0050.00
engrory-brown-sm-227x260Rory Brown00000.000.000.00
engSam Patterson - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueSam Patterson00000.000.000.00
engTheo Lanyon - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueTheo Lanyon010250.000.0050.00
engTom Patrick - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueTom Patrick00010.000.00100.00

Forward

PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Andrew-WrightAndrew Wright00000.000.000.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Charles-Grout-SmithCharles Grout-Smith00000.000.000.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Darnell-JosephDarnel Joseph000250.000.0050.00
eng2Daryll Arthur000250.000.0050.00
engMatt Green - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueMatthew Green00000.000.000.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Ptrhys-BryantPtrhys Bryant00010.000.00100.00
engThomas Kufuor - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueThomas Kufuor0001100.000.000.00

Playing Squad Gallery for 2017-18 Season

Division 2 – Season 2017-18

PosTeamPWDLWOFAGDPts
1Hackney Wednesday22000214176
2Enate United110003123
3St. Peters2101067-13
4AFC Brasenose2101056-13
5Surreal Madrid21010713-63
6Chalk Scratchings000000000
7Sherfield Town FC1001034-10
8Dinamo Dorigo1001035-20
9AFC Shooters1001019-80

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