About The Club
Surreal Madrid FC was founded in the late 1980’s by Dave Brown and has continued to flourish ever since. Surreal have also played in the Camden Sunday Football League. The club has flirted with success over the years most notably in 97-98 finishing runners up in Division 3 gaining promotion in the process then following this up with promotion again in 98-99 to Division 1. Surreal have never quite got their hands on any silverware and have been runners up in two President Cup Finals and two Bill Price Cup Finals – the closest being in 98-99 season losing 1-0 to Camden Hawks in a ferocious encounter.
The club ran two teams from 2005-2013 however following a few key retirements from a few of Surreal’s stalwarts the club decided to return to just the one. The club is always looking to unearth new talent no more so than in 2016 however they also have a core of consummate professionals such as Martin Lightbody who has entered his 19th season with the club. The club has been built on dedicated professionals over the years.
Surreal continue to dare to dream and maybe 2016/17 is the year under the stewardship of Jim Patrick to finally bring glory glory Surreal glory glory to the marshes…
Club Logo
Staff Directory
| Name | Role | |
|---|---|---|
| Rowan Lewin | Club Secretary | rowanlewin@hotmail.com |
| James Patrick | Player/Manager | — |
| Chris Paddock | Club Ambassador | — |
| Theo Lanyon | Club Ambassador | — |
| Gavin Home | Vice Captain | — |
| Tom Patrick | Vice Captain | — |
| James Patrick | Club Captain | — |
| Martin Lightbody | Director of Football Operations | — |
2017-18 Fixtures & Results
| Date | Home | Time/Score | Away | Competition | Referee | Article |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Surreal Madrid | 5 - 0 |  Dinamo Dorigo | Division 2 | Arben Syla | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 1 - 2 |  Enate United | Division 2 | Titus Tresidder | Recap | |
 The Hurricanes | 4 - 3 | Surreal Madrid | Presidents Cup | Bruno Gaisie | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 6 - 6 (3-4 on pens) |  AFC Brasenose | Bill Price Cup | Dajour McKenzie-George | Recap | |
 Crouch End Rangers | 4 - 0 | Surreal Madrid | Presidents Cup-B | Titus Tresidder | Recap | |
 AFC Shooters | 1 - 1 | Surreal Madrid | Presidents Cup-B | Ricky Rose | Recap | |
 Sherfield Town FC | 2 - 3 | Surreal Madrid | Division 2 | Unassigned | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 2 - 2 | AFC Shooters | Division 2 | Arben Syla | Recap | |
 Chalk Scratchings | 1 - 1 | Surreal Madrid | Division 2 | Nick Spyrou | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 0 - 6 |  Hackney Wednesday | Division 2 | Steve Kelly | Recap | |
| AFC Brasenose | (W/O) 0 - 0 | Surreal Madrid | Division 2 | Unassigned | Recap | |
 St. Peters | 2 - 1 | Surreal Madrid | Division 2 | Arben Syla | Recap | |
| The Hurricanes | 9 - 0 | Surreal Madrid | Challenge Cup | Ricky Rose | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 2 - 5 | Chalk Scratchings | Division 2 | Terry Dawkins | Recap | |
| Enate United | 2 - 1 | Surreal Madrid | Junior Cup | Steve Kelly | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 2 - 6 | Sherfield Town FC | Division 2 | Arben Syla | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 5 - 4 (AET) | Dinamo Dorigo | Challenge Cup | Nick Spyrou | Recap | |
| Enate United | 2 - 1 | Surreal Madrid | Division 2 | Titus Tresidder | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 2 - 8 |  Caribb (LFA) | LFA Junior | LFA Ref | Recap | |
| Dinamo Dorigo | 5 - 3 | Surreal Madrid | Division 2 | Titus Tresidder | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 2 - 1 | AFC Brasenose | Division 2 | Nick Spyrou | Recap | |
| AFC Shooters | 2 - 1 | Surreal Madrid | Division 2 | Marian Puscoci | Recap | |
| Surreal Madrid | 4 - 1 | St. Peters | Division 2 | Nick Spyrou | Recap | |
| Hackney Wednesday | 12 - 3 | Surreal Madrid | Division 2 | Titus Tresidder | Recap |
Player Leaderboards
Goal Scorers
| Player | Goals | Apps |
|---|---|---|
 Daryll Arthur | 5 | 11 |
| Theo Lanyon | 4 | 15 |
| Andrew Davis | 4 | 12 |
| George Smith | 4 | 7 |
| Darnel Joseph | 2 | 12 |
‘Man-of-the-Match’
| Player | M.O.M. | Apps |
|---|---|---|
| Gavin Home | 4 | 15 |
| Daryll Arthur | 2 | 11 |
| Darnel Joseph | 2 | 12 |
| Tom Patrick | 2 | 8 |
| Theo Lanyon | 1 | 15 |
Most Assists
| Player | Assists | Apps |
|---|---|---|
| Alex Holloway | 6 | 11 |
| Theo Lanyon | 6 | 15 |
 Martin Lightbody | 2 | 10 |
| Darnel Joseph | 2 | 12 |
| Justin Robson | 2 | 4 |
Squad Performance Analysis
Squad players are listed in alphabetical order, grouped by their playing position.
Defender
| Player | M.O.M. | Goals | Assists | Apps | Win Ratio | Draw Ratio | Loss Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andrew Davis | 0 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 25.00 | 8.33 | 66.67 |
| Chris Paddock | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 33.33 | 0.00 | 66.67 |
| Eddie Bradley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 26.67 | 13.33 | 60.00 |
| Kit Lewin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 50.00 | 0.00 | 50.00 |
| Rowan Lewin | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 28.57 | 7.14 | 64.29 |
| Stephen Lowy | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 33.33 | 33.33 | 33.33 |
Midfielder
| Player | M.O.M. | Goals | Assists | Apps | Win Ratio | Draw Ratio | Loss Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alex Gilman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.00 | 50.00 | 50.00 |
| Alex Holloway | 1 | 2 | 6 | 11 | 36.36 | 18.18 | 45.45 |
| Alistair McLachlan | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 33.33 | 0.00 | 66.67 |
| Andy Matthews | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Baron Kufuor | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 50.00 | 0.00 | 50.00 |
| Charles Crich | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 66.67 | 0.00 | 33.33 |
| Charlie Servis | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.00 | 50.00 | 50.00 |
| Chris Daley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 16.67 | 0.00 | 83.33 |
| George Smith | 0 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 28.57 | 0.00 | 71.43 |
| James Patrick | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 25.00 | 0.00 | 75.00 |
| Justin Robson | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 25.00 | 25.00 | 50.00 |
| Martin Lightbody | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 40.00 | 10.00 | 50.00 |
| Rory Brown | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.00 | 100.00 | 0.00 |
| Sam Patterson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| Theo Lanyon | 1 | 4 | 6 | 15 | 26.67 | 13.33 | 60.00 |
| Tom Patrick | 2 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 12.50 | 12.50 | 75.00 |
Forward
| Player | M.O.M. | Goals | Assists | Apps | Win Ratio | Draw Ratio | Loss Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andrew Wright | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.00 | 50.00 | 50.00 |
| Charles Grout-Smith | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 100.00 |
| Darnel Joseph | 2 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 25.00 | 16.67 | 58.33 |
| Daryll Arthur | 2 | 5 | 1 | 11 | 27.27 | 9.09 | 63.64 |
| Matthew Green | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 20.00 | 40.00 | 40.00 |
| Ptrhys Bryant | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 100.00 |
| Thomas Kufuor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 50.00 | 0.00 | 50.00 |
Playing Squad Gallery for 2017-18 Season
Division 2 – Season 2017-18
| Pos | Team | P | W | D | L | WO | F | A | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hackney Wednesday | 16 | 13 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 97 | 23 | 74 | 40 |
| 2 | Chalk Scratchings | 16 | 9 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 45 | 36 | 9 | 29 |
| 3 | AFC Brasenose | 16 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 33 | 27 | 6 | 28 |
| 4 | Sherfield Town FC | 16 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 26 |
| 5 | Enate United | 16 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 36 | 45 | -9 | 25 |
| 6 | AFC Shooters | 16 | 4 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 14 | 35 | -21 | 18 |
| 7 | Dinamo Dorigo | 16 | 5 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 30 | 52 | -22 | 15 |
| 8 | St. Peters | 16 | 5 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 26 | 55 | -29 | 15 |
| 9 | Surreal Madrid | 16 | 4 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 31 | 49 | -18 | 14 |