About The Club

Surreal Madrid FC was founded in the late 1980’s by Dave Brown and has continued to flourish ever since. Surreal have also played in the Camden Sunday Football League. The club has flirted with success over the years most notably in 97-98 finishing runners up in Division 3 gaining promotion in the process then following this up with promotion again in 98-99 to Division 1. Surreal have never quite got their hands on any silverware and have been runners up in two President Cup Finals and two Bill Price Cup Finals – the closest being in 98-99 season losing 1-0 to Camden Hawks in a ferocious encounter. 

The club ran two teams from 2005-2013 however following a few key retirements from a few of Surreal’s stalwarts the club decided to return to just the one. The club is always looking to unearth new talent no more so than in 2016 however they also have a core of consummate professionals such as Martin Lightbody who has entered his 19th season with the club. The club has been built on dedicated professionals over the years.

Surreal continue to dare to dream and maybe 2016/17 is the year under the stewardship of Jim Patrick to finally bring glory glory Surreal glory glory to the marshes

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Staff Directory

Rowan LewinClub Secretaryrowanlewin@hotmail.com
James PatrickPlayer/Manager
James PatrickClub Captain
Tom PatrickVice Captain
Gavin HomeVice Captain
Theo LanyonClub Ambassador
Chris PaddockClub Ambassador
Martin LightbodyDirector of Football Operations

Club Kits

Shirts – Red

Shorts – Navy

Socks – Navy

Shirts – Yellow

Shorts – Black

Socks – Black

2017-18 Fixtures & Results

2017-11-19 10:30:00November 19, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid 10:30:0010:30 amSherfield-Town-FC Sherfield Town FCDivision 2Arben Syla
2017-11-26 10:30:00November 26, 2017Enate-Utd-Logo Enate United 10:30:0010:30 amSurreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridJunior CupUnassigned
2017-12-03 10:30:00December 3, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid 10:30:0010:30 amCSFC_Badge-small Chalk ScratchingsDivision 2Unassigned
2017-12-10 10:30:00December 10, 2017Canes-small The Hurricanes 10:30:0010:30 amSurreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridChallenge Cup
2017-11-12 10:30:00November 12, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid5 - 4 (AET)Dinamo-Dorigo-logo Dinamo DorigoChallenge CupNick SpyrouRecap
2017-11-05 10:30:00November 5, 2017Enate-Utd-Logo Enate United2 - 1Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Titus TresidderRecap
2017-10-29 10:30:07October 29, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 8Football-200x200 Caribb (LFA)LFA JuniorLFA RefRecap
2017-10-22 10:30:00October 22, 2017Dinamo-Dorigo-logo Dinamo Dorigo5 - 3Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Titus TresidderRecap
2017-10-15 10:30:00October 15, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid2 - 1AFC-Brasenose AFC BrasenoseDivision 2Nick SpyrouRecap
2017-10-01 10:30:00October 1, 2017AFC-Shooters-logo AFC Shooters2 - 1Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Marian PuscociRecap
2017-09-17 10:30:00September 17, 2017Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal Madrid4 - 1St-Peters St. PetersDivision 2Nick SpyrouRecap
2017-09-10 10:30:00September 10, 2017HackneyWednesday-logo Hackney Wednesday12 - 3Surreal-Madrid-logo Surreal MadridDivision 2Titus TresidderRecap

Player Leaderboards


Squad Performance Analysis

Squad players are listed in alphabetical order, grouped by their playing position.


PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Gavin-HomeGavin Home100633.330.0066.67


PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Andrew-DavisAndrew Davis030520.000.0080.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Chris-PaddockChris Paddock0101100.000.000.00
engEddie Bradley - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueEddie Bradley000633.330.0066.67
engKit Lewin - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueKit Lewin00010.000.00100.00
engRowan Lewin - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueRowan Lewin000633.330.0066.67
engSurreal-Madrid---Steven-LowyStephen Lowy00010.000.00100.00


PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engAlex Holloway - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueAlex Holloway112450.000.0050.00
scoSurreal-Madrid---Alistair-MclachlanAlistair McLachlan011333.330.0066.67
engAndy Matthews - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueAndy Matthews00000.000.000.00
engBaron Kufuor - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueBaron Kufuor0101100.000.000.00
engCharles Crich - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueCharles Crich000250.000.0050.00
engCharlie Servis - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueCharlie Servis00000.000.000.00
engChris Daley - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueChris Daley000333.330.0066.67
engGeorge Smith - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueGeorge Smith020333.330.0066.67
engSurreal-Madrid---James-PatrickJames Patrick010425.000.0075.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Justin-RobsonJustin Robson112250.000.0050.00
scoSurreal-Madrid---Martin-LightbodyMartin Lightbody000540.000.0060.00
engrory-brown-sm-227x260Rory Brown00000.000.000.00
engSam Patterson - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueSam Patterson00000.000.000.00
engTheo Lanyon - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueTheo Lanyon114633.330.0066.67
engTom Patrick - Surreal Madrid FC - Camden Sunday Football LeagueTom Patrick11130.000.00100.00


PlayerM.O.M.GoalsAssistsAppsWin RatioDraw RatioLoss Ratio
engSurreal-Madrid---Andrew-WrightAndrew Wright00000.000.000.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Charles-Grout-SmithCharles Grout-Smith00020.000.00100.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Darnell-JosephDarnel Joseph000540.000.0060.00
eng2Daryll Arthur000633.330.0066.67
engMatt Green - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueMatthew Green00000.000.000.00
engSurreal-Madrid---Ptrhys-BryantPtrhys Bryant00010.000.00100.00
engThomas Kufuor - Surreal Madrid - Camden Sunday Football LeagueThomas Kufuor0001100.000.000.00

Playing Squad Gallery for 2017-18 Season

Division 2 – Season 2017-18

1Hackney Wednesday8512050193116
2Sherfield Town FC6411026121413
3AFC Shooters64020913-412
4Chalk Scratchings631202017310
5Enate United731301616010
6AFC Brasenose5302012939
7Surreal Madrid620401423-96
8Dinamo Dorigo610501229-173
9St. Peters61050829-213